Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Rawr! I wish I was a dinosaur.

Hello! Long time, no post. :)

Since I've been MIA so long, lemme give you a quick recap of the last few months:

January - John and I moved into a new house. From day one, it's been pretty shitastic. It was pretty okay at first, but the house is so petty and juvenile. I've been seriously miserable.We've had to take care of our housemate's dog because he's a selfish, inconsiderate, narcissistic hunk of shit. I hate him. Truly and with every fiber of my being, I hate that man.

February - Same shit continued. Our gas/electricity might've been shut off this month. I can't remember. It's happened/almost happened a few times since we've lived in this house. It's pretty ridiculous. Paying bills on time is a challenge for some people, I guess.

March - Uhhh. Same shit. One of our housemates who we were originally cool with went to the dark side. It might've been this month. I think it was. She's kinda two-faced, so it's been interesting with her.

April - John's brother came to visit! Highlight of my time living in this house, for sure. I love Jeremy. I wish he could live with us. However, his visit led to some more unnecessary drama in the house. I don't care, though. It was so awesome having him here.

May - John and I started looking for a new place to live! We wanted to move either to Seattle or Tacoma, depending on the cost. It was stressful.

This might've been the month John let me play with Audrey. I can't remember. In either instance, it was a bad idea. John doesn't like me playing with others, even when he says he's cool with it. However, I am perfectly okay with him doing it. In fact, I encourage it.We've been looking into having threesomes and other somes. It's pretty exciting!

June - Here we are now, and John and I are moving to Tacoma at the end of the month. I just got an email today from someone who's possibly interested in moving in. I already feel bad for them, but hopefully two months won't kill them. And there's speculation that Martin will be moving out before the lease is up, so they may not have to suffer with him, only Christina.

Throughout all of this, my school has been awesome. I'm staying here through the summer to help out with summer school even though my contract is up on July 11. It's gonna be stressful and tricky since John and I will be in Tacoma and I don't drive and the bus system in Tacoma is kinda dumb. But we'll make it work. And the people we're moving in with seem way chill and much saner. So that'll be nice.

John and I have been having some issues, which kinda scare me since we're moving into a new house. He found out I slept with some dude back in October, so he's been more interested in going through my phone lately. It really sucks. We had a pretty bad night last night, so I'm not sure where we're headed. Maybe we won't move out? I don't know. I guess we'll find out.

On a less serious note, I wish I was a dinosaur. If I was, I'd want to be an apatosaurus or one of those cute little ones that attacked that little girl in Jurassic Park (I think it was the second movie). I'd totally terrorize people if I was one of them. If not, I'd probably just chill, eat leaves and whatnot. Life would be so simple.